Don't Incarcerate Me Because I'm Beautiful

Bulldog Pundit points out the highly creative (and somewhat bold) negotiating point Debra Lafave successfully used to stay out of prison, despite pleading guilty to lewd and lascivious battery of her 14-year-old student.

[LaFave's lawyer said] plea negotiations had broken off because prosecutors insisted on prison time, which he said would be too dangerous for someone as attractive as Lafave.

And I thought pretty girls just got out of speeding tickets.