Gap Gone Wild

Sales slumping?  Stock price under pressure?  Looking for new online content development?

Try adult content!

(Well, young adult anyway.)

That's the new initiative over at Gap, Inc.'s new virtual changing room.  After creating your virtual "you" (who are they kidding?), you pick yourself out a tasteful ensemble and set yourself off on a seductive, enticingly-scored strip tease.

You actually do a fairly respectable underpants-only robot.

Slightly creepy is the fact that when you pause the hot action (if, say, you're planning on dumping a bunch of screen shots), the little frozen electronic stripper will occasionally blink while suspended.

Highly distressing.  Not to mention disdressing...

Without further ado, click the Continue Reading link below for snapshots from my own personal S1m0ne show.