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Have You Seen This Man (More or Less)?

In the United Kingdom, Kent police have arrested 3 people in connection with the biggest cash heist in British history (£50m), perpetrated earlier this week.

Authorities have put together an "e-fit" (that's "composite sketch" to you and me, Russ) of an additional suspect still at large.

And here it is:

I truly am not one to malign the highly capable British authorities, but I just need to go on record as saying that the above beard is flat out comical.

Are these two renderings of the suspect A) without disguise and B) wearing a very cheap novelty beard, possibly made out of rat fur found in the Tube?

I've spent the last 10 minutes re-photoshopping the loosed neredowell and come up with what I think is a much better idea of what the chap on the left would look like with an honest-to-goodness home-grown beard and a bobby hat.

Scotland Yard, I'll expect your call.  I'm available for high profile felony investigations and children's parties.  Very reasonable rates.

Incidentally, Hugh Jackman, if you're reading this, the Kent police would like a word with you.

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Have You Seen This Man (More or Less)?

In the United Kingdom, Kent police have arrested 3 people in connection with the biggest cash heist in British history (£50m), perpetrated earlier this week.

Authorities have put together an "e-fit" (that's "composite sketch" to you and me, Russ) of an additional suspect still at large.

And here it is:

I truly am not one to malign the highly capable British authorities, but I just need to go on record as saying that the above beard is flat out comical.

Are these two renderings of the suspect A) without disguise and B) wearing a very cheap novelty beard, possibly made out of rat fur found in the Tube?

I've spent the last 10 minutes re-photoshopping the loosed neredowell and come up with what I think is a much better idea of what the chap on the left would look like with an honest-to-goodness home-grown beard and a bobby hat.

Scotland Yard, I'll expect your call.  I'm available for high profile felony investigations and children's parties.  Very reasonable rates.

Incidentally, Hugh Jackman, if you're reading this, the Kent police would like a word with you.