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Howard Dean's New Playbook

A new book entitled Why Mommy Is a Democrat makes plain the socialist nannyism that guides much of modern Democratic dogma.

To compel income redistribution, protect entitlements, and guard against marauding elephants: that's apparently why mommy's a Democrat.  The author, Jeremy Zilber, has apparently had success Democratizing not only young children, but domesticated animals animals as well.

Now taking bets on how long until the inevitable counter tome Why Daddy Is a Republican is offered up by a right-thinking web-goer.

A few suggested page headings:

• Republicans know you're smart enough to make your own decisions, just like Daddy does.
• Republicans want you to keep the money you make, just like Daddy does.
• Republicans will punish you when you break the rules, just like Daddy does.
• Republicans are going to give you a safe environment to grow up smart and strong, just like Daddy does, so one day you can forge your own destiny and actually take care of yourself.
• If anybody f***s with this family, Republicans are going to take care of it, just like Daddy does.

Elsewhere: I see Right Wing News has also compiled some WMIAD fan fiction.

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Howard Dean's New Playbook

A new book entitled Why Mommy Is a Democrat makes plain the socialist nannyism that guides much of modern Democratic dogma.

To compel income redistribution, protect entitlements, and guard against marauding elephants: that's apparently why mommy's a Democrat.  The author, Jeremy Zilber, has apparently had success Democratizing not only young children, but domesticated animals animals as well.

Now taking bets on how long until the inevitable counter tome Why Daddy Is a Republican is offered up by a right-thinking web-goer.

A few suggested page headings:

• Republicans know you're smart enough to make your own decisions, just like Daddy does.
• Republicans want you to keep the money you make, just like Daddy does.
• Republicans will punish you when you break the rules, just like Daddy does.
• Republicans are going to give you a safe environment to grow up smart and strong, just like Daddy does, so one day you can forge your own destiny and actually take care of yourself.
• If anybody f***s with this family, Republicans are going to take care of it, just like Daddy does.

Elsewhere: I see Right Wing News has also compiled some WMIAD fan fiction.