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My First DoS Attack

Gosh, where to begin?

Well, first I'd like to thank all the cyberjihadists.  Without your intolerance, there'd be no DoS attack.  I'd also like to thank Albania Online, the OrgName associated with the IP addresses involved in the attack.  You guys do marvelous work, honestly.  In fact, in the last hour, not a single non-Albanian has managed to access this site.  You guys are really going the extra mile and I want you to know I recognize the effort.

Finally, I'd like to thank Conrad Brean over at Cyberdyne Systems, who's just finished installing an IP trap to collect user data (browsing history, cookies, you name it) from all you industrious jihadis.  Since you now account for 100% of my readership, CS knows to flag every user that manages to load a page.  So if you're reading this, *smile*.  You're on Cyberdyne's BogeySurfer list.

Man, I love that Patriot Act.  Expect a call shortly.

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My First DoS Attack

Gosh, where to begin?

Well, first I'd like to thank all the cyberjihadists.  Without your intolerance, there'd be no DoS attack.  I'd also like to thank Albania Online, the OrgName associated with the IP addresses involved in the attack.  You guys do marvelous work, honestly.  In fact, in the last hour, not a single non-Albanian has managed to access this site.  You guys are really going the extra mile and I want you to know I recognize the effort.

Finally, I'd like to thank Conrad Brean over at Cyberdyne Systems, who's just finished installing an IP trap to collect user data (browsing history, cookies, you name it) from all you industrious jihadis.  Since you now account for 100% of my readership, CS knows to flag every user that manages to load a page.  So if you're reading this, *smile*.  You're on Cyberdyne's BogeySurfer list.

Man, I love that Patriot Act.  Expect a call shortly.