Obama Continues To Unite

"A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth."

- Michael Kinsley

"And it's not surprising [that Pennsylvanians who live in small towns] get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

- Barack Obama, post-partisan candidate for President of the United States

Or, as aptly paraphrased by Ace:

"Vote For Me, You Corncob-Smokin', Banjo-Strokin' Chicken-Chokin' Cousin'-Pokin' Inbred Hillbilly Racist Morons."

Fun facts:

• American households owning guns: 45%
• Americans affiliated with organized religion: 88%
• Americans favoring reduction of illegal immigrant population: 65%

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Update:  A related photoshop, via Michelle Malkin.