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Fire In the Sky

This is a case of a news story gone horribly, implausibly wrong.

A 19-year-old flight attendant angry at having to work a route set a fire in an airplane bathroom, forcing the plane to make an emergency landing, authorities say.

Eder Rojas, of Woodbury, Minn., was arrested in Minneapolis on Wednesday. He is being prosecuted in Fargo, where the Compass Airlines flight with 72 passengers and four crew members landed safely on May 7, after smoke filled the back. No injuries were reported.
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Authorities said Rojas asked for extra paper towels and tissue before the plane left Minneapolis. He allegedly took a lighter from another flight attendant's home earlier that day and had it with him when he went through the security checkpoint.
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The court documents say Peterka called Rojas, who was assigned passengers in the back of the flight, and asked him to check the bathroom. Rojas, another flight attendant and a passenger were credited with quickly putting out the flames with fire extinguishers, authorities said.

Sorry... I'm confused.  Was this a Mad Lib?  If the Coen brothers had written anything so ludicrous, they'd have been drummed out of the quirky movie business.

None of these facts make any sense.

Handcrafted by Flip on May 15, 2008 |

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The way I read it, the airline was scraping the barrel for help.He was nineteen years old? I'm betting his girlfriend's folks were out of town for the weekend. Einstein didn't want to hurt anybody, just get the flight cancelled. So he started a little fire and helped put it out. And that was as far as his clever plan went.

Posted by: Paul Moore | May 15, 2008 10:24:49 PM

Strange.. Apparently the concept of calling in sick is foreign in Minn.?

Posted by: Random | May 16, 2008 12:48:13 AM

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