"Red-In-The-Face, I-Think-About-You-When-I-Go-To-Bed, Too Embarrassed To Stand Up, Sealed-With-A-Kiss Love"

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and Tucker Carlson celebrate the media's blossoming affection for their candidate.

TUCKER CARLSON: It's gonna be such a great election; it has been so far.

JOE SCARBOROUGH: Especially when you have the media loving one candidate as much as they love Barack Obama.

CARLSON: But it's more than love. I mean, it's the kind of love that anybody who's been a 9th-grade boy understands this species of love. Do you know what I mean?

MIKA BRZEZINSKI: Wow.

SCARBOROUGH: No, it's the truth. It's all-consuming.

CARLSON: It's red-in-the-face, I-think-about-you-when-I-go-to-bed, too embarrassed to stand up, it's sealed-with-a-kiss love. I mean, it's real, it's palpable.

Video of the exchange at Newsbusters, via Ace and HA Headlines.

Update:  And there's the embeddable video, via Allah, who fingers a relatedly hilarious cover to this week's Time Magazine.

It's Beat-up-on-Time Day apparently.